Little Kingdom (Magical Affairs and CLML Formatting Demonstration) Act 2026
An Act to make provision for the orderly conduct of magic, fairy dust and gungies within the Little Kingdom; to grant Nanny Plum power to confiscate unsupervised wands; to require Mr Elf to file a fortnightly biscuit-stocktake; to demonstrate every formatting element supported by the CLML schema (including emphasis, citations, lists, tables, formulas, figures, footnotes, margin notes, amendments and signatures); and for connected purposes, including Gaston the Ladybird's lunch break.
Enacted30th April 2026 (the day after the Royal Picnic)
WHEREAS the Royal Magic Council finds it expedient that the laws of the Little Kingdom be readable on parchment, on screens, and to ladybirds alike:
BE IT MERRILY DECREED by His Royal Majesty King Thistle of the Little Kingdom, by and with the gracious counsel of Queen Thistle, the unsolicited interjections of Nanny Plum (Royal Governess and Senior Wand‑Bearer), the harrumphing of the Wise Old Elf, the giggling of Princess Holly and her best friend Ben, and the silent witness of Gaston the Ladybird, in the Great Hall of the Castle assembled, and by the twinkling magic of the Great Elf Tree, as follows:—
Part 1 Inline formatting¶
1 Emphasis and typography¶
2 Citations and links¶
3 Editorial change tracking¶
Part 2 Block structures¶
Chapter 1 Lists, definitions and quoted material¶
4 Lists of every decoration¶
- polishing the Castle drawbridge before sunrise;
- maintaining the Great Elf Tree, which itself comprises—
- the trunk and root‑rooms (a);
- the upper twigs and acorn store (b);
- delivering biscuits to Nanny Plum on demand.
- the King has had his second breakfast;
- the Queen has finished her embroidery;
- Princess Holly has remembered her wand.
- unsupervised gungy multiplication;
- over‑enthusiastic fairy dust application;
- uncategorised toadstools.
- raise the Castle drawbridge at dusk;
- lower it again at the first elf‑bugle.
- “fairy”
- means a winged person registered under section 4 of the Fairy and Elf Equal Magic Act 2024;
- “elf”
- means a small industrious person within the meaning of the Elf and Workshop Standards Act 2019;
- “gungy”
- means a sentient blob of magical residue, prescribed by regulations made by the Wise Old Elf.
“The Wise Old Elf must consult Nanny Plum and at least one ladybird before making regulations under this section.”
Chapter 2 Tables and formulas¶
5 Tabular data¶
Quantities are expressed in sparkles per fortnight, rounded to the nearest twinkle.
| Household | District of the Little Kingdom | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Castle Ward | Elf Tree Quarter | Outer Toadstool | |
| Lone fairy | 1,800 | 1,400 | 900 |
| Elf with apprentice | 2,400 | 2,000 | 1,300 |
| Royal household with two princesses | 9,500 | — | — |
| Source: Royal Magic Inspectorate, fortnightly almanac, 2026. | |||
6 Formulas and where‑clauses¶
(1)
where—
- D
- is the fairy dust payable;
- S
- is the elf's qualifying sparkle count for the moon cycle;
- T
- is the threshold determined under section 5;
- N
- is the number of qualifying twinkles in the moon cycle; and
- R
- is the rate prescribed under section 9.
Chapter 3 Quoted material and figures¶
7 Block extracts and figures¶
“No fairy or elf shall be turned into a frog without the express written consent of King Thistle, save in cases of repeat biscuit theft.”— Article 3, Royal Book of Spells (revised edition)
“the standard Wise Old Elf harrumph”.
The seal as it appears on the Castle drawbridge after Mr Elf has polished it.
Notes
- 1Drawn from memory by a passing ladybird; not part of the legal text.
Part 3 Deep provision hierarchy¶
Power to make regulations¶
8 Regulations¶
9 Standalone section without a chapter wrapper¶
Part 4 Amendments to other Little Kingdom Acts¶
10 Amendments to the Fairy and Elf Equal Magic Act 2024¶
Schedule 1 Specified bodies of the Little Kingdom¶
Section 2
- His Majesty's Royal Magic Inspectorate;
- The Office for Standards in Wand‑craft and Spells;
- The Castle Biscuit Authority;
- The Great Elf Tree Council.
Footnotes
- C1The Character element produces typographically‑significant whitespace and punctuation marks at render time (and is approved for use in the Castle library).
- F1S. 3(1): words inserted by the Little Kingdom Magical Affairs (Amendment) Regulations 2026 (S.I. 2026/L.K. 9999), reg. 2(a).
- F2S. 3(2): words repealed by the Little Kingdom Magical Affairs (Amendment) Regulations 2026 (S.I. 2026/L.K. 9999), reg. 2(b).
- F3S. 3(3): words substituted by the Little Kingdom Magical Affairs (Amendment) Regulations 2026 (S.I. 2026/L.K. 9999), reg. 2(c).
- P1Power conferred on the Wise Old Elf, exercisable only after consultation with Nanny Plum.
- I1S. 9(1) in force 1 May 2026 by Royal Commencement Decree, signed under the Great Elf Tree.
- M1See Royal Thistle Proceedings Act 1947.
- X1Editorial information has not been applied to this provision (the responsible elf is on a biscuit break).
- E1This Act extends to the Castle Ward and the Elf Tree Quarter only; not to the Outer Toadstool districts.
- 2The non‑breaking space character is used between a numeral and its sparkle unit symbol.
- 3Royal Statutes Database, King Thistle's Printer of Royal Decrees.
- M2Affirmative procedure: see section 8(2). Requires a quorum of three elves and one ladybird.